What to get the person with everything?

Perhaps the answer is a little package of existential nothingness.

Over the next seven days I’m offering a Christmas stocking exclusively for people signed up to my mailing list.

This package contains,

1. Limited Edition Enduring Love Graphic Novel

2. A set of ‘Non-Membership’ coins with signed card

3. Four Rapture Tracts

4. Six ‘Parable Pencils’

5. ‘Absurd Cross’ pin

6. ‘Happy Reaper’ pin

None of these items are available for purchase anywhere else. This offer is exclusively for people within the US and ends on 16th December at 12pm.

Only 100 packages available

SADLY THIS IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE US